[ everyone lives here, silly. Now just be cool with the way Nen reaches into their pocket, rummages around a little......and pulls out an Actual Dead Frog ]
( he sniffs and goes back to his task at hand, set on ignoring nen and waiting for vash to come take care of this. he's busy!!
though, does get a little curious when nen asks how to eat something, so he glances over. and that... is his first mistake. he stares at the blob in their hand, their face, their hand again. a exhale as he leans forward to rest on his elbows, his head cradling in the dip of his hand between thumb and forefinger. )
Why do you have that? Why are you trying to eat it?
( he's almost going to ask who oryou is, but if they're giving nen a dead frog to eat.......
well.
kinda checks out for being friendly with nen.
on the other hand, though, wolfwood is used to eating weird shit while he's out doing jobs. frogs are probably the least offensive of what he's had in his mouth ( heh ). he's only cooked stuff like this over open flame, and that seems like a really, really bad idea to give nen that kind of knowledge. on the same hand, how the hell did this become his life?? )
You have to cook it.
( he sounds so, so utterly defeated. he's making vash buy him a whole carton of cigarettes for this. it's his fault, somehow. pushing up from the chair, he grunts like a dad. )
[ acceptance of your destiny as a dad and malewife is an excellent first step on the road to recovery Wolfwood ]
Thank-you Wolfwood.
[ For as much chaos as Nenonen causes, they are always polite about the whole "thank you" part. It's not like they would know what to do with a frog beyond copying Oryou, and somehow...even Nen is a bit reluctant to just take a bite out of it. It looks...rubbery.
Cooking is a much better idea.
Nen follows to hover around him with froge teach them ur ways wolfdad ]
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What? ( he's sitting at the kitchen table reading the paper like an old man. just kidding, he's clipping coupons. ) Do you think you live here?
CLIPPING COUPONS oh my god
[ everyone lives here, silly. Now just be cool with the way Nen reaches into their pocket, rummages around a little......and pulls out an Actual Dead Frog ]
How do I eat this?
he has mouths to feed
though, does get a little curious when nen asks how to eat something, so he glances over. and that... is his first mistake. he stares at the blob in their hand, their face, their hand again. a exhale as he leans forward to rest on his elbows, his head cradling in the dip of his hand between thumb and forefinger. )
Why do you have that? Why are you trying to eat it?
extreme couponing...ellipsa edition
[ Oryou. Oryou defeated the skeletons. Nenonen just waved her clothes around. ]
She said it's a snack.
coupon game so strong the store owes HIM money
well.
kinda checks out for being friendly with nen.
on the other hand, though, wolfwood is used to eating weird shit while he's out doing jobs. frogs are probably the least offensive of what he's had in his mouth ( heh ). he's only cooked stuff like this over open flame, and that seems like a really, really bad idea to give nen that kind of knowledge. on the same hand, how the hell did this become his life?? )
You have to cook it.
( he sounds so, so utterly defeated. he's making vash buy him a whole carton of cigarettes for this. it's his fault, somehow. pushing up from the chair, he grunts like a dad. )
Come on, I'll show you.
bankrupts entire chain in a month
Thank-you Wolfwood.
[ For as much chaos as Nenonen causes, they are always polite about the whole "thank you" part. It's not like they would know what to do with a frog beyond copying Oryou, and somehow...even Nen is a bit reluctant to just take a bite out of it. It looks...rubbery.
Cooking is a much better idea.
Nen follows to hover around him with froge teach them ur ways wolfdad ]